Elon Musk, inventor of the "ranged katana", a samurai sword tied to a rope, has swung it around for the first time without incident. The blade did not immediately slice through his neck sending his head hurtling away with the heft of a thrown bowling ball. EDIT—BREAKING—The unthinkable has occurred.

Man he really wants to find any reason to get out of fighting Zuckerberg, huh?

yall ever seen Tusk 😭

Masterful strategy, sir. Clearly playing five-dimensional blade chess.

Surely his head isn't heavy enough for that Surely its mostly moths in there

this but it's a CyberTruck demo mixed with the time he drove Peter Theil around in his new uninsured sports car and immediately crashed it

You had me goin in the first, half, not gonna lie...

Would his head really hurtle away with the heft of a thrown bowling ball though? I'm imagining more of an agonisingly slow roll, followed by the squ-thwump of a dropped watermelon.

Don't tempt me with a good time, dammit.