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I have never been judged more harshly than riding a peloton while being watched by a dachshund

Cakeybara!

2 years since I took a crowbar to the chicken shed and started trying to tame a garden that wants to grow everything everywhere all at once

Set of bells on a ribbon on the back door - he whacks it with his snoot if he wants to go outside and we're not paying attention. Had the same setup in our place in Deptford as well - it's kind of amazing how good he is at it given how little he gives a shit about most things

Six times he rang the bell for me to open the backdoor only to realise the sun had not made it that far behind the house and then u-turn and walk straight past me back inside. He was extremely happy to find the evening by the canal

Google's suggestion: How to naturally increase testosterone The query I was typing: How to naturalize tulips

6 and a half hours running to the Tyndale Monument but it actually just looks better from far away

Tomorrow is the longest training run of this whole cycle, which means eating a little side lasagna while I make lunch

It turns out trying to play 00s screamo anywhere near my wife is more dangerous than anything