I have never been judged more harshly than riding a peloton while being watched by a dachshund

2 years since I took a crowbar to the chicken shed and started trying to tame a garden that wants to grow everything everywhere all at once

Six times he rang the bell for me to open the backdoor only to realise the sun had not made it that far behind the house and then u-turn and walk straight past me back inside. He was extremely happy to find the evening by the canal

Google's suggestion: How to naturally increase testosterone The query I was typing: How to naturalize tulips

6 and a half hours running to the Tyndale Monument but it actually just looks better from far away

Tomorrow is the longest training run of this whole cycle, which means eating a little side lasagna while I make lunch

Mandolinning radishes while listening to early 00s screamo feels more dangerous than anything I was doing in the early 00s

Samosas unavailable for today's long e̶a̶t̶ run but mini vegetarian sausage rolls worked even better. Also featured: muntjac deer, buzzards, a sparrowhawk, the first tulip of the year and a massive hail storm

Have you considered swapping your strength & conditioning programme for the endless toil of trying to reclaim your garden from rampant ivy? Absolutely rinsed

Biscuit supervising the construction of ye olde fence