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dustin Couch
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screenshot time baby

Screenshot of 4 tweets on twitter. 

The first is of the FBI's official twitter account tweeting "READ AND SHARE" along with an image that says 

"WARNING: DO NOT LOOK AT THE INTERNET BETWEEN 12:01 AM AND 1:01 AM TONIGHT

-Unplug every monitor in your household

- Turn off your phone and leave it face down in an unoccupied room

- Lock your doors"

A user named "sonic daddy (single era)" responds with a tweet that says "wait what happens when I look at the internet"

The FBI responds by saying "You will know suffering intimately, Sonic Daddy"

sonic daddy responds "hm (thinking emoji) i'll think about it"
Screenshot of 8 tweets on twitter, all of which are red. 

Sad Kirby: "ew make it blue again"

Joe Biden: "red :)"

i love the dang beach: "why is nobody talking about the fact that twitter is red now"

marios face (Response to i love the dang beach): "it isn't just twitter" Attached to the tweet are two images showing that other websites are red as well. One image is of Reddit and one is of Youtube. 

The posts on Reddit are all encouraging the reader to unlock their doors.

The Youtube image shows a video titled "HOW TO UNLOCK YOUR DOORS (HOT)"

daniel: raise your hand if you're looking at the internet even though the government said not to (raised hand emoji)

sonic daddy (response to daniel): (A hand splayed emoji along with a picture of Spongebob raising his hand)

McDonalds: Please unlock your doors

sonic daddy:

my ex gf who ghosted me               the entire internet

                                (handshake emoji)

                               ✓red at 12:01 AM
5 more red tweets

nemesis of trains (Quote tweeting a tweet from the Wendy's account that says "Unlock your doors."): "no (thumbs up emoji)"

ps1 megaman: "red internets got netflix fucked up" Attached to the tweet is an image of a sitcom on netflix that looks very red. The subtitle on the screen says "[Audience Chants] UNLOCK YOUR DOORS UNLOCK YOUR DOORS UNLOCK YOUR DOORS"

daniel: first the internet goes red and now someone is banging on all my doors like i don't have work in the morning (eye roll emoji) great little day i'm having here

CNN: "BREAKING: UNLOCK YOUR DOORS RIGHT NOW" Attached to the tweet is an image of someone aggressively jerking on a door handle.

sonic daddy: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" Attached to the tweet is a red image of a small creature standing outside of a front door.
Twitter is blue again. There are 4 tweets.

melting laptop (Quote tweeting sonic daddy's handshake tweet from earlier, with the text now all replaced with the words "help me"): "looks like twitter had a normal one last night"

sara (Quote tweeting the Joe Biden tweet from earlier, but it now just says "help"): "?"

FBI: "READ AND SHARE" Attached to the tweet is an image that says "WARNING: DO NOT POST OR EXPOSE ANYONE TO ANY SCREENSHOTS OR VIDEOS TAKEN OF THE INTERNET LAST NIGHT BETWEEN 12:01 AM AND 1:01 AM"

dustin Couch: "screenshot time baby" Attached to the tweet are the four screenshots that you're looking at.
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KBjuicysteak117.gay

all timer right here. i laugh about it at least a few times monthly

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Joey two checks gets me everytime

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Zzelph.bsky.social

FBI testing new memetic weapon, I see

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PWwynnep.bsky.social

US Time? East or West Coast? Or Central? Or GMT? Come on FBI, be more precise

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CTcrispytoast.bsky.social

Now there's something you don't see everyday.

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MDmhurgle.bsky.social

the thunder song distorts push through the wet

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OGollympia.bsky.social

wait dustin how did u survive looking at the internet to take screenshots of it in universe

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Cmurky.bsky.social

an all-timer

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DAamuly.bsky.social

Okay “red at 12:01” is a solid joke tho RIP sonic daddy

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MWmaggiewittlin.bsky.social

I definitely wasn’t on the internet. I fell asleep quickly after eating a huge dinner for Rosh Hasha…oh no.

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dustin Couch
@dustinkcouch.bsky.social
3.1k followers64 following15 posts