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Screenshot of twitter TL:

im ready (spongebob avi): (quote tweet of Bluey thread from screenshot 1) lol...i could say something...but ok

bikini bottoms (spongebob avi): (reply to im ready) bluey fans need to learn how to shut the fuck up lmao

ms sonic: gonna listen to taylor swift for the first time tonight! any tips??

court: (reply to ms sonic) NO BUT I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU

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dare2dos: (quote tweet of picture of lake from screenshot 1) spongebob got him

xxdarkzeldaxx: (reply to dare2dos) wait is that what that picture is supposed to mean bc it scared me (cry emoji)

dare2dos: (reply to xxdarkzeldaxx) idk im just postin

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~ jakey ~: the way having adhd is such a superpower like what do you mean i can drink some paint and be fine (picture of Jimmy Neutron looking confused) (Community Note: You cannot drink some paint and be fine)
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Josh (spongebob avi): good (Quote Tweet of CNN article that says: Small town in shambles after local Bluey fan sets record for Most Missing Boy Ever "This is unironically SO scary" says Sheriff Tap (18) "What if I'm next?")

dry sponge (spongebob avi): (reply to Josh) this had to be us Imao honestly i can feel something major shifting within the sb fandom

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grudge holder: i don't think that's where those are supposed to go (quote tweet of Dexerto article saying: X (Formerly Twitter) found dumping servers into a lake in Clareton, Oklahoma)
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servsup: milkshakes lowkey taste better microwaved

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ms sonic:  lets goooo (picture of a Taylor Swift Album called Sounds Of Halloween. A 60 minute song called Evil Ghoul Laugh + Thunder Sounds is playing)

court: (reply to ms sonic) you're in for the night of your life. seriously
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ranger danger: ok i looked up the lake that twitter's been dumping their servers into and ??? 

(picture of a wikipedia article that reads:

In 2004, locals claimed to see Matthew Towers, the local dentist, roaming around the town at night on stilts and crawling into the second story windows of residents' houses. [71] On June 7th, 2004 at 11:24 PM, Towers was chased by an angry mob through the town before falling into the lake and drowning, still wearing his stilts. His body was never recovered.[72]  To this day, the children of Clareton claim to be visited by a "Very, very tall dentist" in their dreams if they forget to brush their teeth before bed. [73])
~jAkey~: guess i shook the hivemind with this one Imfao (quote tweet of the "adhd is a superpower" post from screenshot 2)

BOAT: (reply to jakey) dw no one's mad at you lol :) they just think you are so stupid

~jAkey~: (reply to BOAT) You trumpet that you are not mad, yet you revert to utilizing such childish insults to belittle my intelligence? Perhaps a look in the mirror may be of use to you? Ah, but I digress to ponder further as it may...wound the pride that is clearly so important to you.

~jAkey~: (reply to self) I am at the dentist's. (picture of lake from earlier, except now an unidentifiable object is rising from it)
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that last tweet barely works it's like saying you ship Super Saiyan Goku with Ultra Instinct Goku. do better

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