Who wants to see #proofofcat?

Games need a setting where no controls are mapped and when you press a key you've not pressed yet a menu says "hey - what should that key do?" I just fired up Deus Ex for a bit of a nostalgia trip and wow, my fingers remember how I had that game set up 20-odd years ago way better than my brain does.

So here’s the deal: If you can catch it from somebody with whom you don’t speak any language in common, it’s a virus; if it entitles you to any kind of tax breaks, it’s a religion; otherwise it’s just a regular cult. Glad we cleared that up.

I'm human. My knees hurt. One nostril doesn't work properly this morning; in about an hour it'll be the other one. I have angst. I can't prioritise. I can write stupid poems without burning down rainforests. Having to prove this several times a day is making me long for the sweet oblivion of death.

This remains the most dramatic dialog box I've ever seen.

“for gamers”

JFaniceburrito.bsky.socialSep 22, 2024 8:44pm

A Japanese company has released caffeinated instant ramen that can be sucked out of a tube, for gamers

Yeah. One page spread can’t take that long. Surely.

Somebody should try it. Not me. Somebody. I have things to do. Important things… that are not nearly as interesting as this… This is always how it starts, you know.

Flying visit… arrived late Wednesday and I’m already back in London. Next time for sure 👍🏼