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Dylan Beattie
@dylanbeattie.net
Developer, keynote speaker, guitarist, Microsoft MVP. Creator of codewithrockstar.com. Fun stuff: dylanbeattie.net. Work stuff: ursatile.com. He/him.
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Who wants to see #proofofcat?

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Games need a setting where no controls are mapped and when you press a key you've not pressed yet a menu says "hey - what should that key do?" I just fired up Deus Ex for a bit of a nostalgia trip and wow, my fingers remember how I had that game set up 20-odd years ago way better than my brain does.

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So here’s the deal: If you can catch it from somebody with whom you don’t speak any language in common, it’s a virus; if it entitles you to any kind of tax breaks, it’s a religion; otherwise it’s just a regular cult. Glad we cleared that up.

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I'm human. My knees hurt. One nostril doesn't work properly this morning; in about an hour it'll be the other one. I have angst. I can't prioritise. I can write stupid poems without burning down rainforests. Having to prove this several times a day is making me long for the sweet oblivion of death.

A CAPTCHA showing a truck and a bee on a pair of scales, on a horrible patterned background designed to prevent AI from being able to see it.
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This remains the most dramatic dialog box I've ever seen.

A dialog box for Adobe After Effects, reading "Before quitting, you have one chance to save your project (don't use the same name as the original)."
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e-Gates are down at ZRH this morning so in a rare reversal of fortune the EU passports line is longer than the All Passports line. This is the first time I have ever experienced a Brexit benefit.

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🤖 In AD 2101 war was beginning 🔅💥 🔆💥 👸🏽 what happen 👷🏻‍♀️ someone set up us the bomb 💁🏾‍♂️ we get signal 👸🏽 what !! 💁🏾‍♂️ main screen turn on 👸🏽 it’s you !! 👾 how are you gentlemen !! 👾 all your base are belong to us

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Been watching @dylanbeattie.netyoutu.be/j64acCeati4?... ) And A. They're great vids! B. I find it super endearing that each video starts with "hey folks, how's everybody doing out there?"

Cases, Code Points and Collations
Cases, Code Points and Collations

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Dylan Beattie
@dylanbeattie.net
Developer, keynote speaker, guitarist, Microsoft MVP. Creator of codewithrockstar.com. Fun stuff: dylanbeattie.net. Work stuff: ursatile.com. He/him.
679 followers388 following144 posts