Kids today will never have MIDI versions of all their favorite songs. This is what we've lost.

I miss the transgressive left. The right is always getting triggered by shit like Trans people and Taylor Swift existing, but imagine if there was an actual concerted effort to offend. Piss Christ was low effort and look at the effect that had. Balloons of Trump in a diaper just don't cut it.

He's dead! He's finally fucking dead! Fuck Henry Kissinger and good fucking riddance!

This Thanksgiving I made two turkeys. A fried one for family who likes crispy skin and moist, flavorful meat, and an undercooked one for my racist and bigoted family members.

People are responding to this headline as if it's Hachiko or that episode of Futurama, and not a Jack Russell Terrier with no other source of food in the woods.

Well, duh. Where else is a Jack Russell Terrier going to find food in the woods?

Mike and his son use an app to track and tattle on each other's jacking habits. Unrelated to the article, but worth considering what a weird freak he is. www.salon.com/2023/11/07/m...

It's the IDF vs. The ICU.

As a white guy who spends a lot of time around other white people, I can tell you that the only problem with the word cracker is that it gets redundant. Frankly, I miss whitey, and hope it makes a comeback, because I think that would especially piss off crackers.