Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves. Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.

They're selling the gelatinous nutrient cubes from Crimes of the Future at Matsuya Ginza now. Photography is not permitted on the gourmet foods level but they have multiple flavours. You can get a souvenir gift box.

It's true, I was a small-government, pro-gun, defund the arts, deport the homeless, conservative racist until I voluntarily read a bunch of posts by people I disagreed with on Twitter. It's true!

Saw a giant wooden carved sculpture of Elvis with big knockers today. Not sure where contemporary art goes next. Start again?

so many flat, dark, gray, vibeless movies out there lately. movies simply too dry nowadays. hate it.

if guns were illegal only criminals would have guns and then you'd never again hear those stories in the news that we all know and love about guns doing good stuff and helping people

Graphing Kore-eda's films on an x-axis of "real" to "magic" and a y-axis of "vibes" to "total fucking nightmare"

If you're giving the fun work to machines you've misunderstood the purpose of machines. But also you've misunderstood the whole purpose of human technological progress. You're like an anti human

John Carpenter would never join the board of a company aiming to destroy creativity as a viable livelihood because it would eat into his videogame time

Maggie Smith, RIP to a real one. Star of Downton Abbey and Harry Potter films but nobody's perfect