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Edward Jenkins
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I have always liked the Gallagher brothers, in that they have style, are legitimately hilarious and Noel usually speaks quite a lot of sense. Just a pity that their oeuvre is the most cripplingly unoriginal dad rock ever created.

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I just realised that I wrote 'deadly laser beam' twice in one sentence. I really can't emphasize the importance of the deadly laser beam enough.

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The seas are rising and the world is burning, as global warming takes hold - and here we are feeding ice cream to our dogs. Utterly mutterly is indeed the last straw.

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A listening device satellite in outer space with a deadly laser beam, programmed to detect awful rugby opinions on earth & instantly eliminate offending party with a deadly laser beam, incinerating them immediately. 'iReLAnD ShoULd Of HosTEd tHE 2023 rWC' ⚡(Instantly transformed into burnt toast)🔥

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Oh ffs he’s now on the banter instagram pages @gortoshay1.bsky.social

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To answer your question though, I do agree with your sister : dog ice cream is stoppage time decadent Rome-level stuff and is probably the final nail in the coffin of Western Civilization.

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Where he belongs.

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I came across utterly mutterly last when I was home in Ferryside this spring. We were walking my nephew's dog and I did actually buy her a tub, out of sheer amusement. At the end of the day though, ice cream for dogs is a fucking stupid idea, no doubt thought up by Americans.

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That has got the Irish and the Saffas FUMING over on MAGA dot com 👌🏻

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Is the honey in the yoghurt already, or do you add it in seperate?

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Edward Jenkins
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