Taylor Swift is in Buffalo watching her boyfriend, Travis Kelce (yawn). Iād be more impressed if Judas Priest lead singer, Rob Halford, was in Buffalo watching his boyfriend, Travis Kelce.
Welcome to your 60s: You will now spend a good part of your day saving jars because they might come in handy.
Poseidon insists on being addressed as Your Excellent Sea.
my wife is currently out of town. she thinks that i bought a 24 pack of bagel bites and am having a quiet little weekend. what she doesnāt know is that i actually bought a 48 pack of bagel bites.
Since the divorce, Iāve had no way of knowing how wrong I am
*minds pās and qās *mildly irritated by mās and nās *wants to beat the crap out of zās and semi colons
Life Hack: Donāt overthink things. All your ideas are terrible; might as well go with the first one.
I was just thinking of the time I was 5 years old and my mother left me in the grocery store. I thought for certain that she would have come back by now. ā¹ļø