I know they say not to negotiate with terrorists, but I’ve been reading treats for the random garbage only my puppy could find, and I haven’t had to pry her jaws open to fetch out plastic in weeks.

I know this isn’t cute behavior. But all she wants is for me to sit in the grass under her favorite tree with her while she chews on a stick. And all I want is for her to poop in this field and not my bathtub. And I’ve not felt this big of an impasse in my own life in years.

I’m teaching my service puppy in training to whisper and it’s the funniest thing 😂

How am I supposed to book bind with nerve damage in my hand???

Me, crying three times this week over order delays Customer: why don’t you feel bad???? 🧍🏻‍♀️

In case anyone was wondering how training was going, miss independent would very much like to start off leash training. If only she could stop herding me 😂 On the plus side, she has already started alerting when my heart rate drops, a couple times waking from her nap. She learned this on her own

If star signs aren’t real, tell me why my Taurus dog just yelled at me and tried to bite my ankles until I sat down on the grass with her to feel the earth and smell the air.

In an effort to make our complex more safe after a string of breakins and busted windows, they put in a fence and gate. Which was nice. Effort appreciated. But there’s a momma deer and baby stuck in here. And we live on a super busy street

If you ever think that term limits are stupid, troubleshoot a boomer’s smartphone. You’ll change your mind real fast.

This book! This. Book! @elizmanderson.bsky.social, how dare you make me love characters as much as I love these characters? 🤣 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️