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E.J. Pryor
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Translator of literature for adults and children from Russian and Yiddish. Dilatory writer and dilettante baker. Portland. he/him. יונה
162 followers127 following200 posts
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I was not expecting this challah to be quite so massive. It’s over a foot across.

A large 8-strand round challah with sesame seeds
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Rocks for your pockets

Illustrated image of a red-haired woman who is for some reason wearing a shiny metallic brassiere and holding up two large gemstones, each of which is emitting a rainbow. One of the stones is labeled “for my sake was the world made” and the other is labeled “I am but dust and ashes”
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My cat woke me up to see the sunrise this morning

High contrast photo of horizon at sunrise: black silhouettes of trees against a sky with arcs of orange and pink fading to dark blue
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I tried to get Dima to wear a costume once

A very grumpy cat wearing a fish hat. Picture blurry because the hat only remained in place for a fraction of a second.
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Dreams really can come true

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I’m not saying that buying this giant novelty pencil would fix me, but I’m also not not saying that

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Proof of my cat’s celebrity:

A poster featuring a photo of a fluffy black cat. It reads “[redacted] proudly presents DIMA. 

Congrats to our August pet of the month. 

This is Dima the cat. He has a tender soul and a robust appetite. He sometimes forgets he's a cat and sits like a people. His hobbies are yelling and butter. He is always very soft and sometimes very sweet.”
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Portland: Voters! Get ready to do some work. This time, nobody can say we don't have real choices! Ranked Choice Voting is coming for Mayor and the 12 new council seats. This election will decide who's a player in Portland politics for decades. Don't sit it out!

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Makes doing the laundry feel much more meaningful: I am not putting my clothes in the closet, I am depositing my vestments in the ark.

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E.J. Pryor
@ejpryor.bsky.social
Translator of literature for adults and children from Russian and Yiddish. Dilatory writer and dilettante baker. Portland. he/him. יונה
162 followers127 following200 posts