"well, Satan, I've been a courtroom lawyer, so if the price of a second term as PM is bandying words with a blithering idiot every PMQs, where do I sign?"
Badenoch Vs Jenrick Jesus ****ing wept...
Hadn't thought of this nugget - it's a true fear of the unknown. The idea of your little darling becoming a teenager with a smartphone must be terrifying. Not letting them have a smartphone won't actually help, of course, and probably isn't what they're truly afraid of...
And of course it's a bloody academy, the ongoing slow motion car crash of one of the Blair administration's stupider decisions.
Head teacher needs striking off. Ridiculous attitude. BBC News - Neale-Wade Academy in March wants proof for period pain absences - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The school says it is also not accepting explanations such as
Honestly unsurprised.
The whole "it's a stop smoking aid, honest" routine never squared with the shop shelf presentation.
I suspect a little experiment would show a version with the titles randomised would be shared just as widely - it's faux profundity for people who probably haven't read/seen most of the examples, much less understood them.