Hear me out, put it in a straw! ...aww shit I just invented the taquito. well forget that one.

so what's the deal with hurricanes this year looking like *balls*? It's not a thing I've ever seen before...

Eventually people are going to look back on Nightmare before Christmas and be confused that Halloween and Christmas were considered separate things.

Was confused, still confused.

Do I need to stop buying games?

Wait I couldn't even get an invite right away. I was THAT early?!?

Call an ambulance! But not for me...

Yeah, there's no magic eraser on the internet.

You don't need a farm for a killdozer, just a town.

I'll only buy shampoo + aioli. I'm posh like that.