Hear me out, put it in a straw! ...aww shit I just invented the taquito. well forget that one.

Eventually people are going to look back on Nightmare before Christmas and be confused that Halloween and Christmas were considered separate things.

Was confused, still confused.

Call an ambulance! But not for me...

Yeah, there's no magic eraser on the internet.

You don't need a farm for a killdozer, just a town.

I'll only buy shampoo + aioli. I'm posh like that.

*Poorly-timed Gimli wanders past, quietly humming the Song of Durin.*

just wait, if you haven't had these yet, they're even worse.

hey, the cat's caught a bacteriophage again!