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Elf M. Sternberg
@elfsternberg.bsky.social
Husband to a gorgeous wife, father to two great kids, greying leatherfairy, infamous furry, and world-class software engineer. If you can read this, you're running code I wrote.
360 followers43 following6.4k posts
Pants Panther goes out of business. Clever hackers publish how to jailbreak the controller so it works without the app, but it locks the wifi in the 'on' position. Criminals distribute a malware hack, and the next time you go to use it you get a message: "Pay us $1,000 or get circumcised. AGAIN."
Pants Panther Demanders strike again crap
EM
Elf M. Sternberg
@elfsternberg.bsky.social
Husband to a gorgeous wife, father to two great kids, greying leatherfairy, infamous furry, and world-class software engineer. If you can read this, you're running code I wrote.
360 followers43 following6.4k posts