omg billy you can’t eat bees!

some girls want chatgpt to write the perfect break up letter for them. just heard this in the wild. how many people have been dumped by a chatbot this year lol

some girls watch 10k YouTube vids about how to dump a dude and then don’t learn anything

some girls think that if they break up with their (lame) boyfriend, he will simply not make it, he will wasteth away and go drink beers with the angels. I am here to tell you… he will be fine bitch you didn’t even know he was alive last year, he is 47 years old for crying out loud

same same same same same and then I notice they manage to appear cool but actually don’t do anything cool

nothing but respect for them, live and let live in action.

bernie the plant

cheers to making it!

the hardest thing about having a bunch of baklava in your fridge is not eating it all at once

saw a dude with a giant trump flag flying from his big truck drive through my very urban, non-trumpy neighborhood trying to own the libs. why aren’t we driving through the fake rural mcmansion areas in electric cars blasting disco and flying harris flags? why are we so bad at this