some girls want chatgpt to write the perfect break up letter for them. just heard this in the wild. how many people have been dumped by a chatbot this year lol

some girls think that if they break up with their (lame) boyfriend, he will simply not make it, he will wasteth away and go drink beers with the angels. I am here to tell you… he will be fine bitch you didn’t even know he was alive last year, he is 47 years old for crying out loud

the hardest thing about having a bunch of baklava in your fridge is not eating it all at once

saw a dude with a giant trump flag flying from his big truck drive through my very urban, non-trumpy neighborhood trying to own the libs. why aren’t we driving through the fake rural mcmansion areas in electric cars blasting disco and flying harris flags? why are we so bad at this

2:40 pm sunday, still in a robe, enjoying life

on the dance floor at the greek festival last night, there was this tiny 75+ yr old man who was a super excellent dancer. when the band started playing a new jam that the crowd was not immediately dancing for, he would LEAP onto the floor and shred SO HARD that everyone would start dancing

when I was 17, in the late 80’s, I got to briefly interview erté, for my school paper (thanks to russ solomon) and afterwards we were looking at the view of the hideous industrial area we were in and he looked at me with his eyes open really wide and said “you must move to paris at once”

heard that the stony yoga place got raided and shut down last night. it is a million dollar idea, but one that was ahead of its time from a legal perspective. I can’t believe they just went for it like that, brave stoners

raccoons digging up your yard for worms and grubs with their cute tiny hands look exactly like people happily “flipping through the stacks” and I love this

I am no longer in excruciating pain but I’m supposed to rest my leg muscles til next week. this is so boring but so glad my flesh cage continues to regenerate