tipping a sex worker is basically shitposting but for your bank account, pass it on

😹

I need some motivation for all the ambitious plans I had for today. Did I say motivation, I meant morphine. . . .

😅 I'll ask around.

Nova Scotia

Been here about 2 months now & I've decided that "go blow a goat" is by far my favorite regional insult. Very specific.

Staging, but for your bathroom and in a way that guarantees you get laid.

"Hypnovember isn't even real"

I had something sweet on Halloween and it wasn't candy 😏😉

Recording the screams and moans of My gimps, yes.