tipping a sex worker is basically shitposting but for your bank account, pass it on

I need some motivation for all the ambitious plans I had for today. Did I say motivation, I meant morphine. . . .

Been here about 2 months now & I've decided that "go blow a goat" is by far my favorite regional insult. Very specific.

Staging, but for your bathroom and in a way that guarantees you get laid.

"Hypnovember isn't even real"

I had something sweet on Halloween and it wasn't candy 😏😉

Everyone who encounters You:

My mom just called them "Skeleton Heads" and I was like, "Do you mean... ....Skulls???" 💀💀💀

I think this one is a keeper: He wants to help Me clean up My creepy, stone slab basement... which requires that we spend hours down there together. 🖤🖤

Eat My pussy by the ocean so I taste sweet AND salty 🧂🍭💦