Ads used to be beautiful. But so weird. The product is beef stock. The cow is crying.

Suicide food!

🤔

I prefer this to the billboard ads that insinuate that I should be tricked by cows to ete mor chikin at Chick-fil-A

Alas, I have a truly insane wine ad at home that I don't seem to have on my phone. So weird.

This would unquestioningly turn me against this product.

"Alas! my poor brother."😥🐂

😳

This is the second reference to Scottish hairy cows today! Wild.

Even WEIRDER when you know it's named after VRIL - the mystical imaginary energy used by Reptilian subterranean humanoids in EBL's THE COMING RACE. Which got appropriated by Blavatsky in Theosophy. Which got appropriated by Nazis for its race theories. Anyway, pass the beef stock. I won't be cowed.