It was pretty clear to me that it was the choice between not-my-favorite-flavor of ice cream and getting my foot run over by an eighteen-wheeler. All this said, I'm incredibly moved by the patriotism, principle, and selflessness of Biden's decision.

And I'm furious at the media for whipping up the fervor that has thrown us into this chaos. They got us here. They know that Tr*mp's word salad Hannibal Lecter references won't register on the Richter scale of his Actual Crimes, so no one will click.