It’s still safer to assume every stranger who follows you on sm secretly hates you and yearns for your downfall because it may be 2024 but bitches remain crazy

I enjoy learning from you, and your wit, but I do not envy the spotlight. Thanks for sticking around for those of us without secret agendas

Get outta my head.

To be clear, I genuinely like all of you a lot and will always default to kindness but hoo doggie