I didn’t expect to be this mad about Twitter *right now*
There is no winning when someone takes a shit on your house
It’s 2024! It’s going to be a shit year but maybe we’ll end it all a little better. - Let’s make weird art - Let’s reconnect with old friends - Let’s make some new ones - Let’s find some joy
I’m reading a book about scents and imagining I can smell
Happy Holidays, all I wanted was to go on a hike, instead I have sick kids & a weird virus with a full body rash yay
This season’s must-buy game is Cozy Enron Simulator. Build your fraudulent empire by crafting accounting scams. Exchange gifts with government regulators to increase your friendship level. Decorate Kenneth Lay’s office
this show is hot mom central lol
Nothing makes me feel like I’ve failed at life more than recieving a hand written card from a brand