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Der Herr Sigismund
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Planets everywhere we look: Astronomers just found a small rocky world orbiting Barnard's Star, the 2nd-closest star system. The planet is about half the mass of Earth. There are hints of 3 more small planets nearby. www.eso.org/public/news/... 🧪🔭

Graphic representation of the relative distances between the nearest stars and the Sun. Barnard’s star is the second closest star system to the Sun, and the nearest single star to us.

Credit: IEEC/Science-Wave – Guillem Ramisa
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JCjcsalterego.bsky.social

a master class in alt text

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Gwendoline Christie, a tall, pale white woman with short honey blonde hair, her mouth accentuated with crimson lipstick. She is absolutely devastating in a flowing blue dress with a red belt that falls in such a way that it pools on the floor like a train and gives us a glimpse of one toned ivory calf. She is holding a champagne flute in one hand and squeezing the face of Oscar Isaacs in the other, pushing his head backward so that his wavy dark hair falls away from his face which looks as if he is experiencing bliss heretofore unknown to humans. the look on Gwendoline’s face is one of sternness, as if she is telling Oscar he has been bad and will need to work very very hard to make it up to her.
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this thread tho

i don't understand this economy when nursing homes are so expensive they bankrupt our grandparents but nursing home aides need to use food banks.

daycare is so expensive it eats up one parent's entire paycheck and yet daycare providers only make $10/hr and need second jobs.
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Poposhop

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Ich könnte dieses T-Shirt also als Betriebsausgabe…

T-Shirt mit einem Vogelportrait, darunter steht der Satz: »I bet this problem will go away if we have more fucking meetings«.
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Uff.

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KBkanna-banana.bsky.social

i couldn't sleep last night so i made the dumbest comic ever and when i was done i passed out like the power of creativity sapped all of my energy and I was just a vessel for a terrible pun

A 4 panel comic depicting a woman with pink hair and light blue shorts in the bathroom. First panel: Character is sitting on the toilet relaxed. Second panel: a voice comes from the toilet saying "urine is actually sterile btw", the speech bubble is yellow and dripping, the character is shocked but paralyzed. Third panel: Character is still sitting still but confused and looks into the toilet. Fourth panel: the cover of the game "Lies of P", but edited so instead of just the letter "P, the word "Pee" is written.
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Wen es interessiert: Es gibt einen tollen Podcast mit Katie Mack und John Green, Crash Course Pods: The Universe. Der ist voll mit solchen faszinierenden Fakten.

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Immerhin, aber das funktioniert halt nur so lange, wie die Judikative deutlich stabiler FDGO-loyal als das politische System ist, vorbereitet auf solchen Scheiß, & Richter*innen bereit sind, die Bedrohung für Leib & Leben zu akzeptieren, die nun sicher auf das komplette Gericht losgelassen werden.

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Der Herr Sigismund
@emsig.bsky.social
Science Fiction • Heavy Metal • Coffee • Skeets mostly in German • he/him
240 followers337 following2.5k posts