Zooted and making myself laugh trying to come up with modern movie titles to mad magazine-ify. Here’s what I got so far: Francis Ford Coppola’s Gag-a-slop-olis

When I write in my diary this is literally what happens: 😡😠☹️😕😐🙂😃😄

Yall today I read that some people in the group get the mold off their tapes by PUTTING THEM IN THE VCR AND “SPINNING THE MOLD OFF THEM” my brethren in Chr*st where do you think the mold goes!!!! Eeeeeeewww!! 😷

SMH my head!!

Living in the northeastern US has given me a very spoiled outlook on sandwiches. Some of the shitass hoagies yall who are not from here post are truly Eldritch abominations. If the best sandwich place in your area is Subway I’m so sorry

Good advice!

Johnicio del Torturro. Is that anything

Lots of people cite The Mummy (1999) as a bisexual awakening film but may I offer that Clue is a bisexual awakening board game (I had a crush on Prof. Plum and Ms Scarlet)

This is the number from The Lancet which is now likely a pretty big undercount too

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