Zooted and making myself laugh trying to come up with modern movie titles to mad magazine-ify. Hereās what I got so far: Francis Ford Coppolaās Gag-a-slop-olis
When I write in my diary this is literally what happens: š”š ā¹ļøššššš
Yall today I read that some people in the group get the mold off their tapes by PUTTING THEM IN THE VCR AND āSPINNING THE MOLD OFF THEMā my brethren in Chr*st where do you think the mold goes!!!! Eeeeeeewww!! š·
Living in the northeastern US has given me a very spoiled outlook on sandwiches. Some of the shitass hoagies yall who are not from here post are truly Eldritch abominations. If the best sandwich place in your area is Subway Iām so sorry
Johnicio del Torturro. Is that anything
Lots of people cite The Mummy (1999) as a bisexual awakening film but may I offer that Clue is a bisexual awakening board game (I had a crush on Prof. Plum and Ms Scarlet)
Thank you for your application to work at [University]. External applications will be incinerated immediately. Internal applications will be processed by our Rube Goldberg machine while Powerhouse plays in the background, concluding with the incineration of your application.
Thinking about my mommom (great grandma) who had a big part in raising me when I was age 0-5 and my parents had to work. She died 15 years ago today. My mom who had a very close relationship with her says I remind her of mommom in a lot of ways. She was brave, hilarious, and very loving!
Itās still not too late to start wearing one again if you stopped! Iām getting my booster and flu shot this Friday too!