I am delighted to report that a shitpost I wrote a year or so ago in response to the question 'who was the first person to boil an egg?' is now being repeated by AI-penned spam pages
I once correctly pronounced an Albanian student's surname correctly and realised I had to find an excuse for how I knew when the real answer was because of Enver Hoxha
(T4T marriage officiated by guy with ‘ally’ in his bio) Do you take this person to be your lawfully wedded wife
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️🌈💖
Renaissance guy living through the year 1488 but constantly shaking his head so everyone knows he doesn’t like it
I started doing helium when I was 12. At first, it was just to impress friends. Then I started craving the stuff. My low point was when I broke into Party City and started huffing it right from the tank. The police arrested me and couldn't stop laughing while I begged them to let me go.
Star Wars is bonkers cause like my guy George sat down in the 70s and watched a bunch of Kurosawa and thought “I should just combine this with Flash Gordon” and not only did it work it worked maybe too well
