Presidential photographer Pete Souza posted this new AP photo of Trump's uninjured ear, so Elon kicked him off Twitter. In case you're wondering how the free speech is going.

I still play it 🌻

I’m not even a conspiracy theory kind of person but even I know that was set up. 🎵 it’s a put onn 🎵

My favorite brain-tingly ASMR artist is Leonard Cohen.

“According to the FBI…” —did a reliable news source just ask me to trust the TRUTHFULNESS of the FBI? Pfft, they probably orchestrated the whole thing. You think the dems want to take the fall for the fall of the US Empire?

It’s all fun n games Till gold owns them all. The rich burn paradise, As peasants storm The wall.

Honestly, I thought it was gonna be RFK Jr. …it runs in the family

I don’t need horsepower, I need warhorse power.

JUST FUCKIN VOTE

It's "mac and cheese" not "mac and steve" you pre-verts.