Trump should’ve ended the town hall by making everyone listen to On Avery Island. Maybe throw in some bullshit story about how he told Jeff Magnum to hold off on including Holland 1945 for the second album.

“I said to Jeff, ‘It’s too good for the debut! I know a lot of people put their best songs on the debut but you need to keep some as insurance for the follow-up!’ Not many people did that, but which album do people talk about now? I wish he hadn’t retired, but that was his choice. Very unfortunate.”