“I said to Jeff, ‘It’s too good for the debut! I know a lot of people put their best songs on the debut but you need to keep some as insurance for the follow-up!’ Not many people did that, but which album do people talk about now? I wish he hadn’t retired, but that was his choice. Very unfortunate.”
Trump should’ve ended the town hall by making everyone listen to On Avery Island. Maybe throw in some bullshit story about how he told Jeff Magnum to hold off on including Holland 1945 for the second album.
Happy 16th anniversary of this image to all who celebrateHappy 16th anniversary of this image to all who celebrate
Donald Trump: *slowly drools a thick viscous cream colored substance* Elton John: 🎶 But the biggest kick I ever got Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock 🎶 50 year old who bought a 130,000 dollar truck and owes 135,000 on it: we are taking this country back
You should see Megalopolis while you’re out of country to see if the Euros inexplicably love it a la Jerry Lewis
"Now, whenever I am slightly inconvenienced, I think, 'booing the mayor… at the mayor parade…?'" @jpbrammer.bsky.social is a genius
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Someone with a carefully curated set of flags in their display name is shortcircuiting
"YOU POST CLIPS OF FULL METAL JACKET BUT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MODERN WOKE MILITARY? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO BE, SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE?" "I think I was trying to suggest something about duality of man, SIR" "The what?" "Trad society, the bvsed christpilled thing, sir" "Whose side are you on, son?"
