every other week or so someone wanders into the magic: the gathering subreddit and demands to know why nobody will buy their 9.8 mint graded liliana foil that is encased in a brick of lucite, and we have to explain that magic players actually play magic

Why will no one buy my limited, holofoil Captain Picard encased in pure gold-pressed latinum!!!! it's the height of greed and capitalism, which rule of acquisition 243 states is the greatest game of all!

mtg investment redditors rn.

a man in a hat and jacket says i am never going to financially recover from this

ALT: a man in a hat and jacket says i am never going to financially recover from this

The gall to use my investment as a game.