Ngl ive been thinking abt it

Not rlly i got my hair shaved on the left side

Saying "heres whats gonna happen woltah. We're gonna kiss" will get u a kiss from the autistic girl

My prediction as a seal professional

Forever cursed to have perfect eyeliner on the eye that gets covered by my hair, and awful eyeliner on the eye that isn't

great day to love and kiss women

poop seal,,,

Me 3 weeks ago: I'm gonna book this 5 am flight lmao. I get to save $200 and any inconvenience will be future me's problem Me now: Son of a bitch

WA ZEDDE GIJ NOU VUILE ENGELSMAN DA DE BENT. GIJ HET DOAN OOK GIN *ECHTE* BOSSCHE WORSTENBROADJE OP OF NIE DAN. VUILE KLOOTVIOOL DA DE BENT. PROAT NOG INS ZO OVER WORSTEBROODJES EN DR GOAN KLAPPE VALLUH

I can't believe king Agu is living in such riches while the rest of sealkind lives like this, covered in poop. We need to storm the basealle