Extremely sad to hear that that fucking asshole who got bitten by a taipan both survived and got a new taipan
Dudes organs look like that sponge you’ve been meaning to replace for two months and he did WHAT
This infuriates me on so many levels.
There is clearly a glitch in the "fuck around and find out" system and it's just stuck cycling through the "fuck around" part
He’s going to achieve heretofore unknown levels of insufferability 😩
Just... fucking what? Ffs that is NOT a pet most people should own and they gave that dipshit another one?
He's going for the rare Double Darwin Award.
Why on God’s green Earth would you keep a pet taipan. Just get a python if you are so inclined. Much much less dangerous.
I was once accused of “gatekeeping” dogs when I explained that genetics makes certain dogs 1%er animals, Not For Average Furmommy. “But I waaaaant ooooone” ≠ competent, usually the converse. I don’t have that power but I wish I did, and I wish someone meaner than me had it for herps.
That taipan has the chance to do the funniest thing
That poor Taipan ☹️