Katy Perry is selling mid-season Drag Race Girl Group Realness to the much-ignored demographic of aspiring CNAs, TikTok kid-cuterie devotees, and people who miss Ellen. Good for, uh… nobody, actually.

Do you think when Zero Cool told us to hack the planet, he meant that we should buy a McChicken and a McDouble and squash ‘em together to make a McGangBang?

bad things keep happening in the world but at least you can keep scrolling on your phones to find a few things to chuckle at

The Microsoft Zune called it "squirting" when you shared music and I will think about that every time I see the word "skeet" on here.

Also why is water only refreshing in the dark??

I just saw pictures of the intersex tortie that’s been in the news and my catological clock is going haywire. I want to squeeze this animal forever.

I was already going to be a Penzeys customer for life bc their spices are outrageously good, but I emailed them for help with a gift card and they’re so kind that now I gotta believe in reincarnation to be a customer even longer.

The mugs are so much better in the Star Trek world. I’m holding out for it.

Hey do I know anyone interesting here?

What are the fucking odds of this