Uber: we can't make money if we have to follow the law Google: we can't make money if we're not allowed to be a monopoly Nestle: we can't make money without using slave labor OpenAI: we can't make money if we can't steal media: should shoplifters be executed?
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That's awesome!! You will be such a great officiant ❤️
You look AMAZING 😍 I can't wait to see you soon 😭
5 years. I still think of texting you, though not as often these days. We have a place to visit you now, next to Grandpa and Grandma. I think you'd be proud of us, of me, and how we're getting along without you. But I miss you, and I love you, today and forever.
Being 36 is kind of cool because I can buy a 48oz bag of cereal marshmallows and nobody can stop me.
Honored to write the Rolling Stone obituary for the worst American of the post-World War II era. Rot in piss
Henry Kissinger has died at age 100, his consulting firm said in a statement on Wednesday.
I may have had birthday covid, but you know what? Henry Kissinger is finally dead, and boy if that's not a great birthday present. Rest in piss, you murderer 🎉🎈🥳
It's my birthday and I have covid so let's hang out over the safety of the internet! twitch.tv/fatmamacass
YOLO Birthday Covid Stream
Thank you my love ❤️❤️❤️