why would anyone deliberately hand me a piece of dessert and then say, with a smirk, it’s carrot cake. no. you have handed me a slice of vegetables, and i will now proceed to flip this table and set fire to the room

Fair.

I’m with you on the “wasting floss” thing. But this time you have gone too far. The line must be drawn HERE. (Carrot Cake is delicious, dammit.)

you and me towards carrot cake

a man from schitt 's creek says " i 'm feeling this "

Alt: David from Schitt’s Creek saying “I’m feeling this, like, deep aching sense of dread”