It's a nice thought, but I think if it were true, we would have seen the WI/MI/PA polls in 2016 more closely match the vote totals. Instead, polls showed Clinton would win, and she did not. What people really didn't want to tell pollsters is that they're voting for Trump, because it's embarrassing

Dang, my money was on the One Direction kid outliving President Carter, given the 70 year head start

Once he fell, sadly his body only went One Direction: toward the pavement.

A life lesson to the youngsters out there: Don't do drugs, kids. And if you do, don't mix the drugs with copious amounts of alcohol. And if you do, don't flail around on the third story balcony of an Argentinian hotel room.

On this episode of "I'm only a devout believer of my religion when it's convenient to me", the starting quarterback of Brigham Young University, *who is Jewish*, is going to play on Yom Kippur, the day requiring Jews to avoid physical activity, because it's an important game.

Every Kamala ad is like: Those Trump policies help people who don’t need it; Kamala will help you Every Trump ad is: Different people don’t deserve to exist; Kamala will herald the death of whiteness

I meant the place where they were standing

I'm not saying the American health care system is terrible but ChatGPT is my primary care physician

I’m sorry but were they not standing on a podium

I love that in the upcoming electoral clusterfuck, the role of sitting Vice President Mike Pence will be played by.... *checks notes*.... Kamala Harris