In his mind. Good to know there's a mind involved. It'd be disconcerting if he'd been designing it on somebody's kitchen table.

... which just reminds me of that daytime TV charity ad which somewhat disconcertingly begins "Terrible things are happening to donkeys".

Ces jours-ci, three stars from the Guardian is death, death I tell ye. The Guardian star is currently trading unfavourably against the Argentinian peso.

Night, Marj.

I'm the same with westerns. I keep wanting Butch and Sundance to forget Bolivia, and try some kind of con job in Chicago.

Me: Say, stranger, ever hear tell of a crew called ... Everton?

And yet again, I find myself unable to differentiate between a BBC headline and a Guardian cryptic crossword clue. Is this how Alzheimer's starts?

They triangulated it, apparently.

'Alternative reality'? The Da: "Would that be anything like your wan Kelly's alternative facts?"

No, you're right. It's a fine piece, but very atypical.