Hiya, smokers on terrace or pavement bars: that thing of holding your cigarette over your shoulder, and blowing your smoke over your other shoulder to avoid inconveniencing the non-smokers at your table isn't as fucking considerate as you think it is.
"Extramarital rodeo". Now *there's* an image to conjure with ...
Watching reruns of CSI: Miami on Portuguese TV is a distressing reminder not just of how bad an actor David Caruso was, but of how many really bad actors they cast in a futile effort to make him look good.
Finally watching Trump's self-crucifixion, and while it's somewhat gratifying to watch the asshole nail himself to a tree like an Easter attention-seeker ... Christ, it's tiring ...
I hate to be *that guy*, but I've never heard of any of the celebrities in #CelebrityMasterchef. And before you say "Don't watch it then", I haven't touched our remote control since 2012.