Feeling sad about all of the 2FA codes that are generated every 15 seconds on the dot all day just for me but that I never see. Probably some beautiful strings of numbers in there, made just because my eyes might see it.

they can say anything on toilet paper and no one stops them. "12 rolls = 36 rolls" this cannot possibly be true in any world and yet we allow it to continue

It is fucking insane the number of people with tripods and posing in front of the 9/11 memorial pools. And they’re smiling and not even pretending to look somber??

Real poos for my sham friends, shampoos for my real friends

And like everything from that era, turns out to be extremely racist

All hail the way back machine 🤘

What I would give to read some archived Hipster Runoff right now but apparently it’s been wiped from the internet???

Just saw a major Attack on Titan spoiler and now I need to figure out how to retroactively blackout

Working from home and living across the street from a church is a lot of fun, because 3pm will strike and the church bells will start playing the Canadian national anthem for some reason

No music transports me back to the aughts quite like Crystal Castles