I wish this was parody but they’re really naming a kid “tag bricker”

Lacrosse-ass name

blu wellington sounds like a bad meal

This is like the Fighting Baseball Roster of Utah

"my name is rawlings, it's spelled like the baseball glove"

Blu wellington, that dish we all know and love

Meet my daughter Rawlings, that's right, she's named after a baseball glove

half of these should be crimes, generously

i thought this was an ai image 😭

Beef Wellington

Wales Tucker? Why not Scotland Edibles or England Tuckbox?