if you increased the gravity of earth enough all crocker spaniels would be basset hounds

if you drive a lowrider pickup in the uk is it called a lowrry?

the main reason I know I'm not being abducted by aliens is I don't think a species that has mastered interstellar travel would let me have diarrhea this often

I used to watch a lot of pirate nfl streams that were almost always from sky sports and it was always really weird hearing the cast of ted lasso try to pronounce "ndamukong suh"

if having sex in an airplane is joining the mile high club, then does beating off in the bathroom count as skyjacking?

as far as I know you can't do animated gifs at all. they just show up as still images

I'm quiet striking, in that I'm still gonna post but they're all gonna be shit

spirit airlines should come up with a mascot based on max headroom called min legroom

pine keeps on gripping gripping gripping into the pooper

he was probably still dazed from getting the shit kicked out of him by a guy carrying tent poles that called himself a campire