if you increased the gravity of earth enough all crocker spaniels would be basset hounds
if you drive a lowrider pickup in the uk is it called a lowrry?
the main reason I know I'm not being abducted by aliens is I don't think a species that has mastered interstellar travel would let me have diarrhea this often
if having sex in an airplane is joining the mile high club, then does beating off in the bathroom count as skyjacking?
spirit airlines should come up with a mascot based on max headroom called min legroom
pine keeps on gripping gripping gripping into the pooper
he's gonna end up whipping out a terminator looking, tesla branded, telescoping mechanical dick powered by hydraulics and servo motors and as soon as the contest starts it's going to poke out the eye of myspace tom from 30 yards away
I was just about to get rich by inventing activated charcoal underwear for farting but there really is nothing new under the sun or behind the ass
if I were hunter biden I'd be dropping bags of coke at the white house on purpose. I'd turn the resolute desk into the residue desk. I'd use a bust of eleanor roosevelt to crush oxy and use betsy ross' flag to clean the soot from my bubble pipe. I'd make crystal meth in the lincoln bedroom
