guys enough of this patriarchal bullshit taylor does not need her big strong football player bf to beat up elon musk she has the swifties they will dine on his entrails

The Swifties have scared grown men off Twitter before, they can do it again

excuse me we will not dine on his anything. murder ok tho

Has no one seen the Bacchae or the Handmaid's Tale episode "The Wilderness"?

The only thing Kelce should do is provide her an alibi

Or boycott X for a while. That'd hurt Musk more.

Elno as the new Prometheus, but only in the punishment phase - chained to a rock every day and Swifties dining on his entrails. 😁

And frankly, 100 million feral Swifties are much more terrifying than Bicep McMustache, the tight end.

See, I don't want her boyfriend to beat anyone up, I want to use their own weaponry against them. Elon is so strong and virile? Let's have a video of him meeting the nice football man and shitting a brick.

She also has a top notch legal team, professional security guards, and Tree Paine.

You right! So right!