Ten collective noun ideas: 10. A rash of dermatologists 9. A great deal of car salesman 8. A lot of auctioneers 7. A (polyg)lot of translators 6. A tedium of golfers 5. A well actually of pedants 4. A fraid of clowns 3. A deliverance of postmen 2. A lack of principals 1. An enlargement of pianists

Orcspiration calls me out every time it appears in my skyline.

"[Scotland] has detected no cases of cervical cancer in women born between 1988-1996 who were fully vaccinated against HPV between the ages of 12 and 13." That's honestly so amazing.

HPV vaccine study finds zero cases of cervical cancer among women vaccinated before age 14

In a large Scottish study, no cases of cervical cancer were found among women who received HPV vaccines before they turned 14.

"Well i'm glad we're away from there" says Sam. "Agreed." Frodo replies. "That guy is officially too much." Merry nods in agreement. "One more hour of that and I'd have brained him with his own lute."

SHELVE YOUR BATTLE AXE, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE ENNUI. AND YOU WILL WIN.

It’s fall here and in fall I always reread my favourite short story: “Pockets” by @amalelmohtar.comwww.uncannymagazine.com/article/pock...#SFF

Pockets - Uncanny Magazine

Pockets by Amal El-Mohtar. Uncanny Magazine Issue Two. Short fiction.

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT.

DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.

SHELVE YOUR JAVELIN, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE DARK THOUGHTS. AND YOU WILL WIN.

STRENGTH CRUSHES ENEMIES! DO YOU HAVE MEDICINE YOU NEED TO TAKE?