A little dog must have read the schedule wrongly and so arrived for the blessing of animals six hours early, thereby (I think) causing his human to inadvertently attend Mass. He couldn't wait, said the human. (The dog got a blessing from the deacon.)
It's getting better.
I went to another church in town to go to confession. It was nice and quiet. Then someone came in and started visiting loudly with the person a few pews in front of me. They opened with, "How is your rash?"
Never get out of the boat
and being a president of a temperance society, he only drinks the tepid tears of orphans
Blessing of animals tomorrow. I always enjoy the dynamics among them. The dog who desperately wants to make friends with everybody. The dog who gets overstimulated and freaks out. The cats giving their humans that look of, if that holy water touches me, you *will* pay when we get home.
Housekeeper: "There's another Mass in church tonight?" Me: "Yes. Feast of St. Francis." Housekeeper: "All right. I'll put more toilet paper." Me: 🤣"How much do they use per Mass?"
Apparently the church "bells" are broken and won't ring. Better than when they were broken and wouldn't stop ringing and everybody in the neighborhood was calling and asking is the pope dead?
Thank you!