Last time I used FBMarketplace, I fulfilled a wildly specific requirement for the low low price of $40 plus being buttonholed in a rural Walmart parking lot making polite sounds at picture after horrifying picture of realistic chimp dolls dressed in baby clothes. I'll need a good reason to go back.

this post was a wild ride from start to finish. jeeze.

Yep. It’s such a weird jungle. I’ve got these two things to track down and acquire (sewing machine stuff I’ll never find otherwise) and then I’m done. Sewing people fortunately come in two varieties of eccentric and are mostly fine, just odd. Which is lucky for me.