*pokes snoot into the "Discover" algofeed* *gets bonked with several human pictures and at least two posts chock full of way too many emoji* *retreats back into cave*

Man it's weird having exactly zero per-post privacy settings. Literally everything is public here.

*yawns wide, long teal tongue curling* =w=

Ahh okay!

Okay, "Repost" sounds way too similar to "Report". I almost had a metaphorical heart attack while trying to boost a thing. Like, waitNO–oh, yes actually. #Bluesky

#subpost *Lawrence Fishburne voice* Take the blue pill and you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. Take the red pill, soak it in water overnight, and you’ll have a tiny Stegosaurus.

I don't... think that was ever in question? Pretty sure this is a literal Matrix reference, not a conservatism-meme reference.

Man (or rather, wolf) I gotta follow more people!

満月

After sunrise.